Vegetarian Mondays
Eating people is wrong. It’s wrong because people are carnivores, and we don’t eat carnivores. The rule is, not more than two steps from the sun: plants eat sunlight, sheep eat plants, we eat sheep. We don’t eat wolves, lions, eagles, or dogs and cats unless we have to. But we could eat vegetarians. As part of a balanced approach to environmental apocalypse, we could have Vegetarian Mondays. It would be an easy way to cull some of the most annoyingly sanctimonious and whingeingly pitiful people in the world, while doing good at the same time. Two vegans with one stone. And I expect they taste rather good, being compulsively vain hypochondriacs. Vegetarian Mondays is a damn good idea.
Not necessarily the opinion of Sideroom.com
ha ha haaa.
glad im not a vego.